Injuries, Broken Beats, and Jinxed (#4)

So, thanks to my friend, Prasanna, I am considered a jinx...at least to him. Everywhere I go with him, bad things happen to him. Here is a list of all the things that happened to him while I was near him:

• Fell off his scooter and injured his leg
• Broke his new diablo yo-yo
• Broke his hockey stick
• Temporarily broke his camera

(I lost count on what else happened)


So for day, I became a jinx for a lot of people, including me:

• My Beats headphones snapped and broke!
• Michael fell and scraped his leg and hand
• Tony almost fell along side a cement curb
• Vivek got sand in his eye after passing a wet Frisbee
• I got hit in the face by a Frisbee by Vivek
• I hit Michael with a Frisbee

I don't remember what else happened...But HOLY DALLY! What is like going on!?!

A.J. Phone Home (#3)

So this weekend, I went to Orlando, Florida, my hometown. Now, a lot of things happened over the weekend, so I am just going to put bullet points on what happened:


Friday: A HUGE PAIN...for 5 hours

• We got to our flight gate about 10 minutes before it was going to close
• We stayed at the Nickelodeon Hotel
• Saw my older sister
• My ears never popped after landing, so I could barely hear

Saturday: What I Came For

• I visited the Wizarding World of Harry Potter: Diagon Alley and Hogsmeade
• Got to ride Escape from Gringotts, Forbidden Journey, and Hogwarts Express
• Got my own wand, while wearing my Gryffindor robe from London
• MASS SLIMING
• Had dinner with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles at the Nick Hotel

Sunday: Game Shows and Screams

• Pie to the face fight with my dad (I could barely breathe with the cream in my nose)
• Played as a contestant on Double Dare LIVE with my sister
• Failed the Double Dare LIVE show
• Visited Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Orlando
• My sister screamed in my ear...in 8 houses and 4 scarezones (my ears were still sore from the plane)

There is not much to say because a lot of weird things did not happen. To be honest, my ears still hurt from the plane!

CarnEVIL Dance? Where are the Clowns? (#2)

     So my school just had an evil carnival themed dance, and it wasn't very carnival-like; just pumpkins and "help us" road signs. But hey, you know, it was still decent. The food was good, the songs were "jammy," the face paint was awkward.
     A lot of weird things happened. I brought a blood capsule, which is like a pill, but you don't swallow it. You put it in your mouth, and bite on it, and fake blood spews out of your mouth. I was so freaking scared to do it because I was going to be afraid of the taste. I asked people in the line waiting for the dance to start to count me down. I put it in my mouth, and it took me about 10 bites for it to pop. The blood tasted HORRIBLE! The texture and taste is like being chocked on MiraLAX! Some people in the line were grossed the hell out, especially the ones that didn't know it was a blood capsule.
     When I got into the dance, I put on some extra accessories like an eye patch, and an American flag bandana. I was a Purger from The Purge film franchise. Some people thought it was badass, some people thought it was actually scary, some people thought I was a pirate or Daryl Dixon (I was wearing his vest and walker ear necklace).
     I didn't dance much until the end because I had to do some yearbook stuff, like pictures and interviews, but I had nice last 30 minutes...I just danced with "the morning announcements" crew in the end. People got intense with Turn Down for What, Problem, Harlem Shake, and All About that Bass. It was like watching a sexual Halloween pornography because people were doing random limb pops in our faces.
     Also, I don't understand 6th graders that much. In the end, a 6th grade friend, who creeps the hell out of me because he looks, acts, and sounds a lot like my cousin, jokingly walked up to me, and said, "I'll give you 50 cents for a lap dance." I asked him, "50 cents won't get you anything," then it went back to him, "50 cents will get you bubble gum."
     My dad pointed out that younger kids at the time would dress as "princesses or Power Rangers." Now, it's all "black and morbid." Uh, okay, thanks for that?

Not Dracula or Batman (#1)

     Today in school, I was roaming around in circles wearing this big black cape. A lot of people stared at me like I am in a cult, and some people yelled at me "Batman" or "Dracula!" (Yes, I can see you people staring at me.) Other than that, "nice cape!" I am wearing this cape because HALLOWEEN is coming up. Halloween is like my favorite holiday, so don't judge for being overexcited. In the car, my mom parents thought I was showing too much of my identity. I am surprised some people miss the poncho. Don't worry, I still have it! :D
     In first period, I do the morning announcements on Thursday. What sucked was that we had to do it two times because of technical problems during the first try. Trust me, it is NOT EASY doing the announcements. I tricked my crew saying we had to do it a third time, and they kind of got pissed.
     In third period, my group thought that I was hinting a murder. It was only because I asked one group member, "who would you save first?" I made a scenario for myself, and they think I am going to murder someone? Whatever floats your boat. Then, I got bored so I asked classmates if they had any nail polish. Surprised some of them didn't have any.
     Then, I had yearbook, and it is TOUGH work. I entertain myself by telling these 3 girls that they are my moms/daughters/sisters. They just go with it, somehow. It is not as weird as yelling out "I'M PREGNANT" during 6th grade. (I'm a boy, it's not possible)
     At lunch/brunch, my friend charged me $20 for a USB, plus a free drawing and a tip. But hey, 32 GB! (Thanks, Brandon) We had an argue...over A DOLLAR. He was like giving me $1 back because he said he was joking about "accepting tips." I was like, "What am I supposed to do with $1?" I don't even know what he is going to do with the money.
     In seventh period, the girl who sits in front of me has no clue that I am able to sneak things from her backpack. SHE MUST NEVER KNOW MY TRICKS! Anyways, I managed to sneak 2 beanies and a pencil box. She would notice, but not until half an hour later. "THE RED COATS ARE COMING! THE RED COATS ARE COMING!" These sevies are staring at me like...WHAT!?!
     We also had lectures about drugs and bullying, since it was Red Ribbon Week and Anti-Bully Month. To be honest, we always say the same things in these lectures, but they do have a good meaning to it.
     There is not much to say because not a lot happened today, but farther into the year...it's just going to be like 7th grade...
     Now you better enjoy this post because I just burnt my mouth eating an oven-baked pizza!

Welcoming

By the time you are reading this blog post, the blog design may look VERY ugly. I am still in the works of designing it. Anyways, my name is Alfonso Pitco. As you noticed, AJ is posted everywhere as my name. It's just a nickname I stuck with. I am a 14-year-old 8th grader, and I am a huge nerd, or fan, of multiple entertainment industries. From Harry Potter to The Walking Dead, my life is filled with my love for these things. Now why would myself create a blog about my life? Well, I have interesting stories to share from my "strange" days, and I have opinions and you have yours. There isn't much to say in this post, but there are more things coming your way.