CarnEVIL Dance? Where are the Clowns? (#2)

     So my school just had an evil carnival themed dance, and it wasn't very carnival-like; just pumpkins and "help us" road signs. But hey, you know, it was still decent. The food was good, the songs were "jammy," the face paint was awkward.
     A lot of weird things happened. I brought a blood capsule, which is like a pill, but you don't swallow it. You put it in your mouth, and bite on it, and fake blood spews out of your mouth. I was so freaking scared to do it because I was going to be afraid of the taste. I asked people in the line waiting for the dance to start to count me down. I put it in my mouth, and it took me about 10 bites for it to pop. The blood tasted HORRIBLE! The texture and taste is like being chocked on MiraLAX! Some people in the line were grossed the hell out, especially the ones that didn't know it was a blood capsule.
     When I got into the dance, I put on some extra accessories like an eye patch, and an American flag bandana. I was a Purger from The Purge film franchise. Some people thought it was badass, some people thought it was actually scary, some people thought I was a pirate or Daryl Dixon (I was wearing his vest and walker ear necklace).
     I didn't dance much until the end because I had to do some yearbook stuff, like pictures and interviews, but I had nice last 30 minutes...I just danced with "the morning announcements" crew in the end. People got intense with Turn Down for What, Problem, Harlem Shake, and All About that Bass. It was like watching a sexual Halloween pornography because people were doing random limb pops in our faces.
     Also, I don't understand 6th graders that much. In the end, a 6th grade friend, who creeps the hell out of me because he looks, acts, and sounds a lot like my cousin, jokingly walked up to me, and said, "I'll give you 50 cents for a lap dance." I asked him, "50 cents won't get you anything," then it went back to him, "50 cents will get you bubble gum."
     My dad pointed out that younger kids at the time would dress as "princesses or Power Rangers." Now, it's all "black and morbid." Uh, okay, thanks for that?